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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. with snakes on a patio. (@RobertKennedyJr\/X)<\/figcaption>\n<\/figure>\n

It is time to stop whatever you are doing, take off your shoes, leave on your dress socks, and wrestle two snakes on the patio of a house owned by Mehmet Oz. You are a Kennedy. If you\u2019re not wearing an Oxford button-down and suit pants, you already are doing it wrong. Get Cheryl Hines in here to film this. The ocean has never been more blue.<\/p>

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Wake up, betas. It\u2019s time for the second installment of \u201cManly Activities With RFK Jr.\u201d<\/p>\n

In our first installment<\/a> back in February, we witnessed the secretary of health and human services drink milk in a hot tub with Kid Rock and ride a Peloton in jeans.<\/p>\n

This installment is \u201cManly Activities: Animal Edition.\u201d<\/p>\n

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted the 49-second clip<\/a> to his personal X account Tuesday morning. This is a three-man-enter, one-man-leave situation. Two of the men are snakes.<\/p>\n

No, social justice warriors. Keep up. Two of the men are literally black reptiles, backed into the corner of the tropical patio of Dr. Oz, who is the administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. Get in there. All you have to do is reach down and grab them with your bare hands. Do it now. Pick up the literal reptiles by their tails.<\/p>\n

\u201cThey were having sex. \u2026 What are they?\u201d a male offscreen voice asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cThey\u2019re moccasins,\u201d RFK Jr. replies.<\/p>\n

Moccasins are venomous, but what do you care? You have already battled high-fructose corn syrup.<\/p>\n

\u201cThey\u2019re not moccasins,\u201d RFK Jr. amends. They are nonvenomous black racers.<\/p>\n

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No, they\u2019re not venomous. (@RobertKennedyJr\/X)<\/figcaption>\n<\/figure>\n

\u201cAre they biting?\u201d the offscreen voice asks. Of course they are biting, you safe-space Tumblrina. See how they bite and bite. See how they fling themselves toward your calloused hands like a wrecking ball toward what used to be the East Wing of the White House. This is how you know you are alive.<\/p>\n

Where, exactly, are we? That depends. Are you asking where Dr. Oz\u2019s beach house is located? That, we don\u2019t know. Are you asking which biblical plague requires a person to handle snakes in business attire against the backdrop of palm trees? That, we also don\u2019t know. In the Old Testament, a plague of snakes like this could be remedied by creating a bronze serpent and mounting it to a pole for all to see. This sounds like a job for the sculptor of \u201cDon Colossus,\u201d the 22-foot-tall golden sculpture<\/a> of President Donald Trump that was recently unveiled on his golf course in Doral, Florida.<\/p>

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You don\u2019t know if I\u2019m joking, do you? Neither does Cheryl. That\u2019s the point. The point is that at least half of life with RFK Jr. feels like something you dreamed after ordering a party pack at Taco Bell. Is it real? It sure feels real in your lower intestines, doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

Back to the patio. The snakes are calming. How did RFK Jr. get them to calm? Wouldn\u2019t you like to know. Less than a month ago, he posted a picture<\/a> of himself holding a bird by the throat that he said he captured at Dulles Airport. He has also spoken about strapping the head of a whale carcass to his car. Placing a dead bear in Central Park. Dissecting a raccoon by the side of the road. This man is a licensed falconer. He has a relationship with animals that most of us only dream of. Nightmares are also dreams.<\/p>\n

\u201cI fully expect to see him riding a giraffe at some point & it will kind of make sense,\u201d someone posted on X after the bird incident. RFK Jr. responded by posting an old photograph<\/a> of himself riding a rhinoceros.<\/p>\n

\u201cHoney, honey, let them go,\u201d pleads Cheryl, as the snakes dart up again and again, gnashing at her husband\u2019s exposed flesh.<\/p>\n

\u201cTheir mouths are huge,\u201d the offscreen voice chuckles, protected from the thrashing snakes only by the grace of God and the grip strength of a 72-year-old man.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, my God. Bobby, please!\u201d Cheryl cries.<\/p>\n

The press office of the Department of Health and Human Services did not respond to a request for comment. We do not even know what we wanted them to say.<\/p>\n

RFK Jr. walks closer and closer to the camera. The snakes are America. He does not let them go.<\/p>

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